During their anti-Christmas crusade,
Starbucks slit the throats of
these poor Polar Bear cookies.
Before you laugh at kids believing in Santa,
Getting into the XMas Spirit (Bad Santa)–
Santa: Liberal or Conservative?
You only like us for our breasts!
Bad Pumpkin: Come at me bro!
Shot my first turkey today…
scared the crap out of everyone in
the frozen food section,
it was awesome!!!
I think this means no candy
That’s a big bird
There I was at the stable when
Not a creature was stirring,
Obama voters are like
Pass me Turkey Stuffing!