Political Memes

Democrats 

Cthulhu 2016
When the lesser evils just aren’t enough

 
Consensus


Irony: Photoshop not needed!


Fear + Ignorance = Progressive

Electile Dysfunction

(Never) Question Authority!


Arguing with a liberal
is like debating with a monkey
they throw poop at everyone
and strut about like they won

DNC Seal


Political Correctness =
Suppression of speech


Show me a Ghetto, and
I’ll show you Democrats in power

Democrats:
Rich people
convincing poor people
to vote for them,
because rich people
are the reason they’re poor.


Liberal thinks they’re right
We call that, "Imagination"


Judging people by their race and sex is wrong!
I wish white men would get that!

Obama 

Don’t feed the bears or they’ll become dependent

Mom enough?


Bingo


Enduring Clusterfuck


How Stupid do you think we are? 


Does "getting over it" apply equally
to Cuba and Segregation?



Presidential Star Wars
Restoring the Republic

Putin: I named my cat after Obama
I call him pussy!


Obamacare: But I don’t want 
pediatric dental care


Isis executes one of his citizens,
starts killing terrorists.
Isis executes many of his citiziens,
starts releasing terrorists.


Whose keeping score?


Priorities 
Mastering the new selfie stick


Before Obamacare,
couldn’t afford healthcare.
After Obamacare,
still can’t afford healthcare,
gets fined by IRS. 


Obama-Nixon


Stumped, which scandal was phony?


Yes we can


Vice Presidents

Israel
Hamas, "We want all the Jews dead!"
Kerry, "Could you meet them half way?"

Biden: Is the alphabet in that order
because of the song?

Getting it wrong 

The difference between Donald Trump and Hitler


Our culture has accepted two lies:
(1) if you disagree with someones choices,
you must fear or hate them.
(2) to love someone means you must
agree with everything they believe or do. 
Both are nonsense. 
You don’t have to compromise convictions
to be compassionate. 
~ Phil Robertson


Arnold for Governor
Democrat civility

Different standards of decency
Gays won’t go to heaven = censored
Gays will be beheaded = invited to speak


Progressives = suppressive

Getting it right 

Hypocrite


Helping the poor


Liberal (Progressive) or Conservative

Monsters: Roz is Donald Trump in drag,
or vise versa?



Internet Liberal – claims you
misspelled a word thus you are
intolerant of others, and you’re a racist.


I’m a tolerant liberal!
Agree with me you racist, sexist, islamaphobic,
xenophobic, inbred, redneck, bible thumping, 
nascar loving, gun-toting, America-Loving bigot

Warning Label 


Liberal logic:
Taxes=no effect
Stimulus=effect


Nixon: Not a crook…
By today’s standards


We built infrastructure before
1913. Your arguments that we
need income taxes is invalid



Carson

Ben Carson, first black presidential candidate
to have his college records investigated by the media
Carson, highest SAT score in 
Detroit’s history. 
Obama Records Sealed.



Obnoxious

Proud to be liberal: genocide, ISIS, rape rates,

sex ed, end of due process, what’s not to like?



Proudly crapping on themselves..
damnest thing I ever saw.


Progressive Tolerance:
FDR & Japanese


Right/Left origins

When you accidentally wasted
your life doing X and getting strange
now you’re alone and stupid

Israel/Palestine

Difference between soldier: Israel and Palestine.