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Crossing the Road
A computer chickens answers.
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 hy does the chicken cross the road?
Assembler Chicken: First it builds the road ...
C Chicken: Crosses the road without looking both ways.
C++ Chicken: Doesn't have to cross the road; you simply refer to him on the other side.
COBOL
Chicken: 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES
THEN PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING
Cray Chicken: Crosses faster than any other, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
Delphi Chicken: Is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
G3-300 GHz.txt">MHz Chicken: Crosses twice as fast as any Pentium chicken Gopher Chicken: Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
Intel Pentium Chicken: Crossed 4.9999978 times.
Iomega Chicken: Should have backed up before crossing.
Java Chicken: The server will download a chicklet to the other side.
Lotus Chicken: Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do! Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
Microsoft(tm) Chicken: It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
Newton Chicken: Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket!
NT Chicken: Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
OOP Chicken: Doesn't need to cross the road; it just sends a message.
OS/2 Chicken: Crossed the road in style years ago, but was so quiet that nobody noticed.
Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your choice.
VisualBasic Chicken: USHighways! (aChicken)
Web Chicken: Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
Windows 95 Chicken: You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ... chicken.
Windows 98 Chicken: As expected, caused a crash while crossing.
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