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Messages that incite rubbernecking
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"I'm Not 30. I'm $ 29.95 Plus Tax"
"MEN: No Shirts, No Shoes, No Service! WOMEN: No Shirts, No Shoes, Free Beer"
"The Two Most Common Elements in the Universe Are Hydrogen and Stupidity"
"I'm Not Getting Older. I'm Getting Bitter"
"That Was Zen; This Is Tao"
"Aliens Abducted Me, Laser-Photographed My Internal Organs, Dropped Me Off in a Crop Circle, and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt"
"I'm on a 30-Day Diet. So Far I've Lost 15 Days"
"Why Is 'Abbreviation' Such a Long Word?"
"There Are Three Kinds of People -- Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't"
"Beauty Is in the Eye of the Beer Holder"
"Shin -- A Device for Finding Furniture in the Dark"
"Familiarity Breeds Children"
"Sex Is the Most Fun You Can Have Without Laughing"
"Proofread Carefully to See If You Any Words Out"
"Your Kid May Be an Honor Student But You're Still an Idiot"
"When You Do a Good Deed, Get a Receipt, in Case Heaven Is Like the IRS"
"He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest"
"I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead with a Necrophiliac"
"Taxation WITH Representation Isn't So Hot, Either"
"I Killed a Six Pack Just to See It Die"
"A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother"
"Democracy Is Mob Rule with Income Taxes"
"Disregard Last T-Shirt"
"I Do Whatever the Voices Tell Me to Do"
"If I Could Remember Your Name, I'd Ask You Where I Left My Keys"
"God Is Love -- But Get It in Writing"
"Mothers of Teenagers Know Why Animals Eat Their Young"
"My Wife Says I Don't Listen to Her -- At Least That's What I Think She Says"
"Sex With You Was So Good That Even the Neighbors Had a Cigarette"
"I'm Not Unemployed -- I'm a Consultant"
"All I Ask Is That You Treat Me No Differently Than You Would the Queen" 
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