Ballooning Directions
A new twist on a classic joke
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 B>There is a classic Microsoft joke that is similar to this one, but this joke has a new twist.
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and he realizes that he is lost.
He reduces his height and spots a man down below.
The balloonist lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below replies: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
The balloonist replies, "You must work in Information Technology".
"I do", says the man in the field, "How did you know?"
The balloonist responds, "Well, everything you told me was technically correct, but it was of no use to anyone."
The man in the field thinks about it a second, and says, "Well, you must work in business."
The balloonist does a double take, and responds, "I do, but how did you know that?"
The man in the field replies, "Well, you don't know where you are, or where you are going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were in before we met, but now you claim it is my fault!"
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