| Jesus Christ | Windows 95 |
| Can walk on water | Can crawl on a 486. |
| Sits in judgement at the pearly gates. | Will be used to judge Bill Gates. |
| Started life as a carpenter. | Turns perfectly good computers into furniture. |
| Born in a manger | Resembles something found in a barn. |
| Remembered for protecting the weak. | Has weak memory protection. |
| Was raised from the dead. | Was created from Windows 3.1 |
| Jesus performed great works for the multitudes | Windows 95 multitasking performance barely works. |
| Jesus has no sin. | Windows 95 has no shame. |
You decide.
f you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of publications, analysts and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you believe it. Could it be?
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