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Microsoft in Alabama
How things would be different...
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 Their #1 product would be "Microsoft Winders"Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottleOccasionally you'd bring up a winder that was covered with a Hefty bag and some duct tapeDialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-right", "Naw", or "Git" instead of "Yes", "No", or "Cancel"Instead of "Ta-Da!", the opening sound would be Dueling BanjosThe "Recycle Bin" in Winders 95 would be an outhouseWhenever you pulled up the Sound Player you'd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling "Freebird!" and "Roll Tide"Instead of "Start Me Up", the Winders 95 theme song would be "Sweet Home Alabama" followed by an introduction from Hank Williams (Senior), Elvis Presley, and Paul "Bear" BryantPowerPoint would be named "ParPawnt"Microsoft's programming tools would be "Vishul Basic" and "Vishul D-"Winders 95 Logo would incorporate the Confederate FlagInstead of "VP", Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz"Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans AmFour words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver"Well, the first thing you know ole Bill's a billionaire..."Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor-Pull SimulatorMicrosoft CEO: Billy-Bob (a.k.a. "Bubba") Gates-Direct link to the WWW (World Wide Wrestling) Home Page"Where's Waldo?" would be replaced with "Where's Elvis?" 
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