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Top 10 Reasons
why Bill Gates should be President
By: David K. Every
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10) I am dreaming of a country where, if everything goes to Hell, all we need to do is throw on a screen saver tomake it look better!
9) With Bill Gates at the helm, we wouldn't have to worry about better governments coming along and improving our lives...the new world order would buy up all competition and dismantle it.
8) With Bill Clinton in charge of America, Congress only froze once in 6 years...with Bill Gates in charge, we could count on the government operating system freezing daily.
7) If Bill Gates screws up, we could always reboot.
6) Putting Bill Gates in charge is the only way I can think of that will ensure new versions of Windows being released that don't have any functional improvements whatsoever.
5) At last, we would have a tech support line to call when the government stops making sense to us...of course, there would be a $2 million charge per question.
4) You can rest assured that Bill Gates will never find himself ensnared in a sex scandal.
3) Bill Gates is the only person who we can put in charge who could personally mail us all $200 for our birthdays.
2) Think of all the money we could save knowing that our taxes won't be supporting fancy haircuts.
and the #1 reason....
1) If he can make a profit off an operating system that has more bugs than your average anthill, imagine what he can do for bureaucracy!
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