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God speaks...
Gates, Clinton and the Pope...
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 od called on the Pope, Bill Clinton, and Bill Gates, and told them, "I called you together to let you know that I am tired of all the bickering, hate and violence in the world. You have 30 days to get things in order, then I am going to end the world."
The Pope woke his staff and said, "I have some good news and some good news. The good news is that we were right all along, God exists. The other good news is that we'll be going to heaven in 30 days."
Bill Clinton woke his staff and said, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that God is on our side. The bad news is that the world will end in 30 days."
Bill Gates woke his staff and said, "I have some good news and some great news. The good news is that God thinks I'm as important as the President and the Pope. The great news is that Apple will be out of buisiness in 30 days!"
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