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Diet
I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.
    By: Dolly Parton
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Evils of drink
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
    By: Henny Youngman
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Missing Targets
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
    By: Lazarus Long
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Heartburn
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning.
    By: John Barrymore
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Vegetarian
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
    By: A. Whitney Brown
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