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Born Free
Born Free...Taxed to Death.
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Certainty
In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
By: Benjamin Franklin |
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Dependents
The only time the average child is as good as gold is April 15th.
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Satisfaction
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
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Farms
Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
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Fine
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing something right.
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Foreign Aid
Foreign Aid: taxing poor people in rich countries for the benefit of rich people in poor countries.
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Progress
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
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Inheritence
Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.
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Timelines
All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by the government in less than a second.
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Kill Capitalism
There is only one way to kill capitalism - by taxes, taxes, and more taxes.
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Material Costs
The IRS sent back my tax return saying I owed $800. I said "If you'll notice, I sent a paper clip with my return. Given what you've been paying for things lately, that should more than make up the difference."
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Relativity
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
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Permanence
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
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Representation
Have you ever wondered if taxation without representation was cheaper?
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April
Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of "May Day!?"
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Taxes
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
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Rewards
The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift - is taxes.
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Liars
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
By: Will Rogers |
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Free for now
The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them.
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Flu and Taxes
There is only one thing worse than the flu season; the tax season. You can recover from the flu.
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Pride
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money.
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Worse
Death and taxes are inevitable; at least death doesn't get worse every year.
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