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Bicycle
A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Bill Gates
Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.
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Windows 98
Don't even bring the [Windows '98] CD-ROM into the same room with your ThinkPad.
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Windows 98
We're supposed to look at our harddisk with a web browser? Like, somebody asked for this?
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Bill Gates
The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place.
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Vacuums
The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.
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Bill Gates
In a world without fences, who needs Gates?
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Tweaking
I don't do .INI, .BAT, or .SYS files. I don't assign apps to files. I don't configure peripherals or networks before using them. I have a computer to do all that. I have a Macintosh, not a hobby.
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ood from far
Windows 95 is like the mountainside: it's even nicer if you can watch it from afar.
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Windows
Saying Windows 95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming.
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Horror
Who needs horror movies when we have Microsoft?
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OSHA
Excerpt from new OSHA regulation on computer systems: "....if said motherboard is equipped with an Intel central processing unit, an appropriate warning label bearing the words 'Intel Inside' shall be permanently affixed to the case in a prominent location."
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Recommend
You recommend Macs to your friends, and Intel machines to those whom you don't mind billing by the hour.
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Revolting
In no other field of manufacturing can companies supply stuff to the public so far from the 'plug and play' ideal and not be torn limb from flabby, rotting limb.
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Effort
I have to agree that with enough time and effort, you can get a windows computer to do almost anything that can be done on a Mac.
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Swearing
Mac users swear by their computers. PC users swear at their computers.
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Ubiquity and Quality
DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.
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Microsoft
Yes, I admit it: I love Word'98. But look at the bright side: there are still 83,407 other Microsoft products left to loathe.
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