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Neil: Hands
CDC: yes, wash them for >20 seconds
Neil: touching hands
CDC: no, please don't touch hands
Neil: reaching out
CDC: avoid that too
Neil: touching me
CDC: oh hell
Neil: touching you

TOTO: it's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you CDC: might be best to avoid touching them TOTO: there's nothing that 100 men or more could ever do CDC: wait, why would you add 100 people to this situation? TOTO: I bless the rains down in Africa CDC: just wash your hands, ok?

STING: Don't stand Don't stand so Don't stand so close to me CDC: Now you're talkin

Robert Palmer: Doctor, Doctor, gimme the news CDC: Well... Palmer: I got a bad case of loving you CDC: That's just the fever talking. Actually, you've tested positive for COVID-19. Palmer: No pill's gonna cure my ill CDC: Well, yes, that's why we're putting you in quarantine.

MC HAMMER: U can’t touch this (points to table) U can’t touch this (points to chair) U can’t touch this (points to hand) U can’t touch this (points to neighbor) CDC: damn right listen to Dr. Hammer

REM: "It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine..." CDC: Ok, but you still might be a carrier.

BEATLES: I wanna hold your hand CDC: Don't! BEATLES: I wanna hold your hand CDC: No! BEATLES: I wanna hold your hand CDC: Oh hell

Foreigner: I'm hot blooded CDC: uh oh Foreigner: Check it and see CDC: Well, test kits are being sent out... Foreigner: Got a fever of a hundred and three CDC: That's bad. We need to get you home... Foreigner: Come on baby do you do more than dance CDC: No dancing. NO DANCING!

JANET WEISS: Toucha toucha toucha touch me CDC: Get out! JANET WEISS: I want to be dirty CDC: That’s it. Lock her up!