Nihilistic Security Questions
- What is the name of your least favorite child?
- In what year did you abandon your dreams?
- What is the maiden name of your father's mistress?
- What age did your childhood pet run away?
- What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?
- In what city did you first experience ennui?
- What is your ex-wife's newest last name?
- What sports team do your fetishize to avoid meaningful discussions with others?
- What is your favorite cancelled TV show?
- What is the middle name of your first rebound?
- On what street did you lose your childhood sense of wonder?
- When did you stop trying?
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