Started as a penal colony, Oz, as it is sometimes abbreviated, is a wonderful place, with wonderful people, and flora and fauna that all wants to kill you. Like Canada, they are far to the left of America: which means they don't REALLY understand what made America great, and they have a miseducated populous that thinks the way to Social Justice is by the collectivism taxing and regulating everyone else into utopia. In the name of freedom, of course.
I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal record?"
I replied, "No. Is that still required?"
I didn't pass. Apparently a sense of humor is a disqualifier.
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