Beating Anorexia T-Shirt on a fat guy!
Baby: Damn Tacos...
You had one job: don't make my baked potato icon look like a poo emoji with sunglasses.
My kids say they want a cat for Christmas. Normally I do a turkey but hey, if it'll make them happy...
When your cat watches too much Food Network.
If people make you sick, cook them longer. (Hannibal Lecter Wisdom)
Cooking tips: too much butter, flour, egg, sugar, baking soda, communism.
Jeffrey Dahmer: Craving 5 guys before it was a restaurant.
Finding Nemo (Sushi).
Peptolupa: Taco Bell.
Pizza on a Pineapple.
Pooh gets stuck (needs more fiber).
Soylent Green: it's not just people... it's delicious.
Is that butter? No, it's Stonehenge. I can't believe it's not butter!
Canned Unicorn Meat.
What did you eat? (Outhouse melted)