Do not correct a fool, or he will hate you. Correct a wise man, and he will appreciate you.
I see dumb people, they're everywhere...
Shit son, this is a dumb sum bitch!
Achievement unlocked: full retard!
Jesus facepalm. Time to flood the earth, again!
Statue of Liberty double-facepalm!
Your bangs do a good job of hiding the lobotomy stitches!
2 is a number, 1 is a number, therefor 2=1!
Look Son, a moron!
PEBKAC : Problems Exists Between Keyboard and Chair!
Everything happens for a reason: sometimes it's that you're stupid!
Let me wash the stupid off that... hey wait, the stupid isn't coming off!
Put on your thinking cap!
This is you! (Nutter-Butter)
Simpsons: eating paste. Nom nom.
Ever read something so stupid it give you Forest Whitaker eye?
If you're going to be a smartass, first try to be smart, otherwise you're just an ass!
Ever talk to someone so stupid that they make you squint?
Trust me, I'm smart.