Do not correct a fool, or he will hate you. Correct a wise man, and he will appreciate you.
All aboard the failboat!
I see dumb people, they're everywhere...
Shit son, this is a dumb sum bitch!
Achievement unlocked: full retard!
Jesus facepalm. Time to flood the earth, again!
Statue of Liberty double-facepalm!
Your bangs do a good job of hiding the lobotomy stitches!
2 is a number, 1 is a number, therefor 2=1!
Look Son, a moron!
PEBKAC : Problems Exists Between Keyboard and Chair!
Everything happens for a reason: sometimes it's that you're stupid!
Let me wash the stupid off that... hey wait, the stupid isn't coming off!
Put on your thinking cap!
This is you! (Nutter-Butter)
Simpsons: eating paste. Nom nom.
Person: What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?
Me: Awfully bold of you to assume that I've peaked!
Ever read something so stupid it give you Forest Whitaker eye?
If you're going to be a smartass, first try to be smart, otherwise you're just an ass!
Ever talk to someone so stupid that they make you squint?
Trust me, I'm smart.
You are what you eat. Fresh Idiot (Kinki fish)