Funny signage. (Or just truth)
I want to grow my own food, but I can't find bacon seeds.
If your car is running, I'm voting for it! (Better than the alternatives).
Frog parking only, all others will be toad!
I checked into the hokey pokey clinic, and I turned myself around. (That's what it's all about).
My wife said I never listen to her... or something like that.
Is there ever a day that mattresses aren't on sale?
What happens if you're scared half to death, twice?
This is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder.