Authoritarians at the Crucifixion (Easter): he probably deserves it.
Suddenly Father Schober was not sure whether he should have bought his new crucifix at Ikea.
Happy Mothers day!
Burka or Trashbag? (Context: my Islamic Dad sent this from Tehran).
Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Man: Same as Jesus... I'll disappear on Friday, return on Monday.
Wife: Then I'll Mary... show up pregnant and untouched by my husband.
May the 5th be with you. (Mocking May the Fourth be with you).
Jesus: This one year I got so hammered! Happy Easter!