Truth, or Truth in advertising.
Activia (Yogurt): helps you poop!
Ben and Jerry's: eating away your feelings!
Bugles: edible finger swords!
Fruit Stripe: tastes great... for 3 seconds!
Hamburger Helper: because Mom's tired!
Hells Angels: right, acute and obtuse!
Hot Pockets: every bite is a different temperature!
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: this tab will NOT open the box!
Lays: Mostly flavored air!
McDonalds: Because you only have $4!
Mountain Dew: the sports drink for gamers! And coders.
Taco Bell: also open when you're sober!
TicTac: feel like a pill popper!
Tyson: almost food!
Unfriending before Facebook!
Waffle House: because it's 2am and you're drunk!