Dad, this is my first vote, and I'd like to go without your considerable political Wisdom. e.g. How Democrats win!
Show me on this Doll where the election hurt you.
So they rigged the election, dodged a criminal investigation, planted a Fake Russian Collusion story, Gave Hillary the debate questions in advance, let the dead and illegals vote, wiretapped Trump's phone, and they STILL lost!!!
Everything is going to be OK -- they're having an election!
But I don't wanna vote for any of these people!
It tickles me that my vote cancels out Paul Krugman's.
Chicago: where being dead doesn't exclude you from voting Democrat.
India has mass poverty, 1.2B people, and they all have VoterID's.... sure, it's about income.
Mexico has poverty, and they all have VoterID's.... sure, it's about income.
Chicago: Voter enrollment at cemeteries.
Hey, there's no soap in here... or toilet paper.
All these people upset about an election... and I'm like, "Dude, Voting is a suggestion box for slaves".