Their curiosity sated, the three decided to never discuss making a turducken again.
Chicken or egg: who came first?
T-Rex: before the selfie-stick
Zombie vs. Necrophiliac: who chases who?
Great Wall of China: Why not go around?
Kemit the Frog: Celebrity Nude!
Why is sis called Teresa? It's anagram of Easter. Why do you ask Alan?
Finding Nemo (Sushi)
Pooh gets stuck (need more fiber)
What did you eat? (Outhouse melted)
Jeffrey Dahmer: Craving 5 guys before it was a restaurant.
Catching snowflakes: are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Stalin cleaned his friends list before it was cool
I'm not an asshole, I'm a hemorrhoid, and they irritate assholes.
If I could turn snarky-sarcasm into a paying job, I could be employed for infinity
Ikea job interviews
How many Lowes could Rob Lowe rob, if Rob Lowe could rob Lowes?