All you have to do is call....
This one year I got hammered! Happy Easter!
Ikea Crucifix wasn't a good idea
Happy Mothers day!
Indigenous People's Day
You're celebrating because of guns
Now I have to kill you
Starbucks is unkind to polar bears
Not a creature was stirring, because I ate him
Kermit: Obama voters are like Christmas lights....
Before you mock people that believe in Santa, remember how many believe in Obama
Jesus: I'm not curing your hangover. Happy New Years!
Santa: liberal or conservative?
Brian Williams: there I was at the manger...
Santa: TMI thong
I celebrate Christmas, not Holidays
Hans Gruber X-Mas
We will kill you on Christmas
Santa tee-shirts gone bad
Santa Venn Diagram
Stop dressing up as Bill Clinton
There's no place like Chrome for the Hollandaise
Now that's a big bird.
Shot my first turkey, scared the shit out of people in the grocery store
Wizard of Oz: I meant stuffing from the Turkey...
You only love us for our breasts. (I'm more a leg man myself).
Blind man's bluff -- the Chik-Fil-A is strong with this one
Where is that Turkey Lamp?
You've had enough sun Ralph, you're done
Demand dolphin free cranberries!
Bad Pumpkin: come at me bro!
Guess this means no candy.
Lost my leg in nom