Socialism: people wait for break. Capitalism: bread waits for people.
Communism killed 100M people, and all I got was this Che T-Shirt
Nothing like a Coke and a Big Mac after a hard day protesting Capitalism
1984: No choice, freedom, speech, single party control, sounds like Democrat Utopia
National Socialists were Socialists. Did their name give it away?
Imagine a world where idiot collectivists made all the decisions on how to run your life.
Stalin as seen through the eye's of idiot college kids.
How socialism works: If I rob you, it's bad. If I get the state to rob you, it's good!
Mousetraps: the mouse doesn't fully understand the terms and conditions that go along with the free cheese. Welcome to Socialism.
CK: Only look at what's in your neighbors bowl if you're there to help not envy.
When I grow up, I want to be a socialist! You can only pick one.
You can't claim you love America while trying to remake it into the USSR.
Search for intelligent life: Socialists prove there's none around here.
Taxation is theft
Public Services, Police, Fire, Roads, aren't the means of production.
Socialism for dummies. Wait, that's redundant.
Products so good, that you should be made to by them under duress.
Socialist Sandcastle Stomp: Stop having a better sandcastle than me!
Socialism was so good, people would get shot climbing walls to get away from it.
Sorry Strawman, we voted fair and square.
Heinlien quote: There is no worse tyranny that forcing someone to buy something because you think it would be good for them.
Socialism: Michael Moore approves!
It's not Socialism, it's Democratic Socialism: "Oh noes, it's retarded!"