Nobel Peace Prize

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Famous Nobel Peace Prize laureates:
  • Yasser Arafat: the most prolific use of suicide bombers
  • Al Gore: for best use of an erroneous PowerPoint presentation
  • Dr. Antonio Moniz: for the lobotomy (aka the Democrat maker)
  • Lê Đức Thọ: for brokering a treaty (capitulating to the U.S.'s demands for peace), that his side ended up breaking, and resulted in millions more south-asians dead
  • Kofi Annan: best use of corruption with his arms for food deal with Saddam Hussien
  • Barack Obama: the only Peace Prize winner to drone-bomb another one
  • Cordell Hull: helped create the UN, and anti-immigration position that sent thousands of Jews back to the Holocaust
  • Fritz Haber: for being inventor/proponent of Chlorine Gas in WWI
  • Mikhail Gorbachev: for sending the KGB and military into the Baltic States
  • Harald Zur Hausen: discovering that HPV causes cervical cancer -- and AstraZeneca influenced two committee members to get him that prize, because they owned the patents to two different HPV vaccines
  • Mahatma Gandhi never got one: he was vegetarian