The Tourist (2011)
I was hoping Depps acting could counteract Jolie's. I didn't like any of the characters, and figured out the plot in about 5 minutes. It was an action, drama, romance, thriller that managed to achieve none of the above for me. Watch it if you're stuck on a plane, but there'd have to be very few other options before I'd recommend it. My wife liked it more than I did. But I didn't hate it. To me it was like neopolitin ice cream: it isn't great ice-cream... but it's still better than no ice cream at all.
Yeah, Jolie has big boobs, but she isn't very appealing to me. Her and the character she played made me think, "high maintenance". And since that's the kindest thing I can say right now, it's time to sign off.