Walkie Talkies

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Walkie Talkies
If the person who created walkie talkies named everything:
  • Stamps = Lickie Stickie
  • Defibrylator = Hearty Starty
  • Bumble Bees = Fuzzy Buzzy
  • Pregnancy test = Maybe Baby
  • Bra = Breasty Nesty
  • Fork = stabby grabby
  • Socks = feety heaty
  • Hippo = floaty boaty
  • Nightmare = screamy dreamy

More...


Once I saw the above in a Meme, I couldn't stop adding my own:

  • Bra = Boulder Holder, Flopper Stopper
  • Programmers = toady codey's
  • QA = Bug-huggers?
  • Models = Hotty bodies.
  • Pimps = hooker bookers
  • Plumbers = Leaky tweeky
  • Musical instrument = Noisy Toysies
  • Miniature golfing = silly-putty
  • People with pets or pet store workers = scoopy poopies
  • Gay man who is a bear = "hairy fairy" (from a friend... that got me onto a theme... not that I have anything against gay, there's just a lot of names that rhyme)
    • A moldy fruit = hairy berry
    • small+young gay guy = a dinky tweenky
    • A mean gay guy = a brutey fruity
    • A butch lesbian = a burly girly
  • A gymnast = a twirly girly
  • A drunken insult (or a shake being blended) = a blurry slurry
  • Blazing saddles campfire meal = a farty party
  • Passing out drunk after brunch = happy nappy

Some others I saw:

  • Strip club = titty city
  • Pavers (garden stones) = rocky walky
  • Kickboxing match = quickie kicky
  • Joint (Marijuana cigarette) = tokey smokey
  • Gun = rootie tootie aim & shootie.
  • Pink air fresheners (or someone who itches their butt) = pinky stinky
  • Incontinence = whoopsie poopsie
  • People who move to Silicon Valley = brainy drainy
  • Spoon = soup scoop
  • Cats = furry purry


I can take a bad idea, and beat it into the ground, until all the humor is tortured out of it... kind of like a SNL skit (Saturday Night Live).

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