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− | I | + | I figured the secrets to success in business, using math.<br /><br />We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. Well, here's a little math that might prove helpful.<br /><br /> |
− | ''' | + | '''IF:''' A=1, B=2, C=3, ... X=24, Y=25, Z=26 '''THEN:'''<br /> |
− | ''' | + | * '''H A R D W O R K=98%'''<br />(8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11)<hr> |
− | * H A R D W O R K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 | + | * '''K N O W L E D G E =96%'''<br />(11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5)<hr> |
− | * K N O W L E D G E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 | + | * '''A T T I T U D E =100%'''<br />(1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5)<hr> |
− | * A T T I T U D E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 | + | * '''B U L L S H I T=103%'''<br />(2 21+12+12+19+8+9+20)<br /><hr> |
− | * B U L L S H I T = 2 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 | + | * '''A S S K I S S I N G =118%'''<br />(1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7)<br /> |
− | + | So, it stands to reason that: | |
− | * A S S K I S S I N G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 | + | * hardwork and knowledge will get you close |
− | So | + | * attitude will get you there |
− | I only wish that I'd learned this decades sooner. | + | * bullshit will put you over the top.<br /> |
+ | People that say they want more than 100% aren't really asking for hardwork, knowledge or positive attitude... they want bullshit or maybe a little ass-kissing. <mark>'''I only wish that I'd learned this decades sooner.'''</mark> | ||
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Revision as of 22:23, 14 August 2019
I figured the secrets to success in business, using math.
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. Well, here's a little math that might prove helpful.
IF: A=1, B=2, C=3, ... X=24, Y=25, Z=26 THEN:
- H A R D W O R K=98%
(8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11) - K N O W L E D G E =96%
(11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5) - A T T I T U D E =100%
(1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5) - B U L L S H I T=103%
(2 21+12+12+19+8+9+20) - A S S K I S S I N G =118%
(1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7)
So, it stands to reason that:
- hardwork and knowledge will get you close
- attitude will get you there
- bullshit will put you over the top.
People that say they want more than 100% aren't really asking for hardwork, knowledge or positive attitude... they want bullshit or maybe a little ass-kissing. I only wish that I'd learned this decades sooner.