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I figured the secrets to success in business, using math.<br /><br />We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. Well, here's a little math that might prove helpful.<br /><br />
 
I figured the secrets to success in business, using math.<br /><br />We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. Well, here's a little math that might prove helpful.<br /><br />
'''IF:''' A=1, B=2, C=3, ... X=24, Y=25, Z=26 '''THEN:'''<br />
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'''IF:''' A=1, B=2, C=3, ... X=24, Y=25, Z=26 '''THEN:'''
* '''H A R D W O R K=98%'''<br />(8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11)<hr>
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* '''H A R D W O R K = 98%'''<br />(8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11)<hr />
* '''K N O W L E D G E =96%'''<br />(11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5)<hr>
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* '''K N O W L E D G E = 96%'''<br />(11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5)<hr />
* '''A T T I T U D E =100%'''<br />(1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5)<hr>
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* '''A T T I T U D E = 100%'''<br />(1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5)<hr />
* '''B U L L S H I T=103%'''<br />(2 21+12+12+19+8+9+20)<br /><hr>
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* '''B U L L S H I T= 103%'''<br />(2 21+12+12+19+8+9+20)<hr />
* '''A S S K I S S I N G =118%'''<br />(1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7)<br />
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* '''A S S K I S S I N G = 118%'''<br />(1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7)<br />
 
So, it stands to reason that:
 
So, it stands to reason that:
 
* hardwork and knowledge will get you close
 
* hardwork and knowledge will get you close

Revision as of 02:28, 15 August 2019

I figured the secrets to success in business, using math.

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. Well, here's a little math that might prove helpful.

IF: A=1, B=2, C=3, ... X=24, Y=25, Z=26 THEN:

  • H A R D W O R K = 98%
    (8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11)
  • K N O W L E D G E = 96%
    (11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5)
  • A T T I T U D E = 100%
    (1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5)
  • B U L L S H I T= 103%
    (2 21+12+12+19+8+9+20)
  • A S S K I S S I N G = 118%
    (1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7)

So, it stands to reason that:

  • hardwork and knowledge will get you close
  • attitude will get you there
  • bullshit will put you over the top.

People that say they want more than 100% aren't really asking for hardwork, knowledge or positive attitude... they want bullshit or maybe a little ass-kissing. I only wish that I'd learned this decades sooner.