Difference between revisions of "How to get ahead in business"
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* '''A T T I T U D E =100%'''<br />(1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5)<hr> | * '''A T T I T U D E =100%'''<br />(1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5)<hr> | ||
* '''B U L L S H I T=103%'''<br />(2 21+12+12+19+8+9+20)<br /><hr> | * '''B U L L S H I T=103%'''<br />(2 21+12+12+19+8+9+20)<br /><hr> | ||
| − | * '''A S S K I S S I N G =118%'''<br />(1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7) | + | * '''A S S K I S S I N G =118%'''<br />(1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7)<br /> |
So, it stands to reason that: | So, it stands to reason that: | ||
* hardwork and knowledge will get you close | * hardwork and knowledge will get you close | ||
Revision as of 22:23, 14 August 2019
I figured the secrets to success in business, using math.
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. Well, here's a little math that might prove helpful.
IF: A=1, B=2, C=3, ... X=24, Y=25, Z=26 THEN:
- H A R D W O R K=98%
(8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11) - K N O W L E D G E =96%
(11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5) - A T T I T U D E =100%
(1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5) - B U L L S H I T=103%
(2 21+12+12+19+8+9+20) - A S S K I S S I N G =118%
(1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7)
So, it stands to reason that:
- hardwork and knowledge will get you close
- attitude will get you there
- bullshit will put you over the top.
People that say they want more than 100% aren't really asking for hardwork, knowledge or positive attitude... they want bullshit or maybe a little ass-kissing. I only wish that I'd learned this decades sooner.