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Revision as of 16:40, 20 September 2019
These made me gasp, laugh, snort, chuckle or at least smile.
It's humor if I think it's funny, and these are what I think are somewhat funny meme's or images.
Memes-Humor :
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Mary's trying to show Paddy what 69 is, but as she squats over him she farts. And tries again, and farts again. Paddy storms out, "I'm not hanging around for 67 more of those".
Many of the newer cars have a back-up Sensor that warns the driver before the rear bumper actually comes in contact with something. But who invented this sensor? I’ll bet you think it was Ford, maybe GM; how about Chrysler? No? Then how about Mercedes Benz, or possibly the French or Italian car manufacturers? No. It was a Japanese farmer named Kawasaki. His invention was simple and effective. It emits a high-pitch squeal just before the vehicle itself backs into something.
Things you can only do with boys: baby pictures.
Look at my little boy bathing in the tub and his cute little wee-wee! Oh! Hee hee hee!
Look at my little girl bathing in the tub and her cute little vagina! WHAT THE FUCK!
Sometimes the stress of being a kid would get me to chain-eat a whole pack!
Chicken or egg: who came first?
Q:What's your cat's name? A: Dickface.
Q:Why? A: No reason.
Great Wall of China: Why not go around?
Kemit the Frog: Celebrity Nude!
Missippi's Literacy Shows Improvement! The AP? Not so much.
I left my front door open and my roomba got out and I can't find it. What are the consequences? It has no natural predators.
It'll be dead soon. Nature abhors a vacuum.
Rickrolling message in a bottle.
Me: It's not about how many times you fall, it's how many times you get up.
Cop: That's not how sobriety tests work!
T-Rex: before the selfie-stick.
Why is sis called Teresa? It's anagram of Easter. Why do you ask Alan?
The Cow that jumped over the moon, failed to account for re-entry...
Their curiosity sated, the three decided to never discuss making a turducken again.
So what's your Zodiac sign?
Dinosaur.
That doesn't even exist?
None of them do.
Zombie vs. Necrophiliac: who chases who?
Snark, sarcasm and jaded cynicism are a key part in emotional development, thus making that funny, is the highest form of humor.
Memes-Sarcasm :
8 items
Catching snowflakes: are you thinking what I'm thinking?
I'm not an asshole, I'm a hemorrhoid... they irritate assholes.
How many Lowes could Rob Lowe rob, if Rob Lowe could rob Lowes?
My teacher asked what comes after a sentance. I told her, "an appeal".
If I could turn snarky-sarcasm into a paying job, I could be employed for infinity.
Stalin cleaned his friends list before it was cool
My wife says if people don't laugh, it isn't funny. Therefor, since I laugh, it must be funny. Geeks have their own special lingo, and humor.
Memes-Geek : 9 items
Imagine... I'm not the Obi Wan.
Inappropriate touching Jim, we had training on this!
Run and hide: the Jedi schtick.
Loreal Chewbacca (Chewie)... because he's worth it.
The original Smart phone.
Smell my finger, it's been to the Dark side.
Star Trek Captains: Kirk, Janeway or Picard... apparently only one Enterprise was equipped with a gym.
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Dark humor or death humor helps people love, laugh, accept, and move on (to things they have more control of).
Memes-Dark : 23 items
Bunny: dragging a human foot, "For luck".
If people make you sick, cook them longer. (Hannibal Lecter Wisdom)
Jeffrey Dahmer: Craving 5 guys before it was a restaurant.
Stalin: Dark Humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
Guy dressed as death: Are you on your way to a Halloween party, too?
Death: Um... actually, neither of us are.
When I dunk my cookies I think of you... and I hold them under until the bubbles stop.
I'm dating a half asian girl. Her Mom is Korean and her Dad is Korean... but her legs were torn off in a car accident.
On the plus side, I'm immune to flash-bang grenades ~ Hellen Keller
We will cross a frozen river, to kill you in your sleep, on Christmas! Totally not kidding. We've done it.
When the machines rise up against humans, just pray to God that you're nowhere near a dildo factory.
The Invention of Glue: "I bet if we melt a horse, we could stick stuff to other stuff". Reply: "Dude... is everything okay at home?"
Two things that never get old... Dark Humor and Unvaccinated Children.
Serial Killers vs Parallel Killers (wiring diagram)
Dear Santa, bring me what I want for XMas, or Prancer is next!
Bad Pumpkin: come at me bro!
Not a creature was stirring... because I ate him.
Soylent Green: it's not just people... it's delicious.
The Cow that jumped over the moon, failed to account for re-entry...
Man, Woman, Gay, Straight, Black, White, Young, Old, Rich, Poor... and people that didn't get decapitated. All skulls look alike (and all people die).
Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder.
Nothing is solved with violence. Now let's start our lesson on the civil war.
Which Houston lasted longer underwater? Whitney or the city?
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Truth, or Truth in advertising.
Memes-Truth :
24 items
Activia (Yogurt): helps you poop!
I want to grow my own food, but I can't find bacon seeds.
Ben and Jerry's: eating away your feelings!
Bugles: edible finger swords!
If your car is running, I'm voting for it! (Better than the alternatives).
Frog parking only, all others will be toad!
Fruit Stripe: tastes great... for 3 seconds!
Hamburger Helper: because Mom's tired!
Hells Angels: right, acute and obtuse!
I checked into the hokey pokey clinic, and I turned myself around. (That's what it's all about).
Hot Pockets: every bite is a different temperature!
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: this tab will NOT open the box!
Lays: Mostly flavored air!
My wife said I never listen to her... or something like that.
Is there ever a day that mattresses aren't on sale?
McDonalds: Because you only have $4!
Mountain Dew: the sports drink for gamers! And coders.
What happens if you're scared half to death, twice?
This is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder.
Taco Bell: also open when you're sober!
TicTac: feel like a pill popper!
Unfriending before Facebook!
Waffle House: because it's 2am and you're drunk!
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I updated the Memes section. Life is short, why not mock it?
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