Lincoln: Anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough
I worked for that guy once
Missing key on my keyboard: it would get worn out
Optimism: it can always get worse... and probably will
Never let an opportunity go to waste
Where babies come from
Dick cleaners: and wash behind your ears
Fu King Cleaners -- kerning matters
Pork. The one you love. Punctuation Matters!
Helen Thomas, moister than an oyster -- the cure for an erection lasting more than 4 hours
Miley Cyrus -- for when Helen Thomas wasn't enough
If you still aren't flacid, I present: Miss San Francisco
When gnomes go bad
Teacher not thinking thru the photo op
Bored Radiology Students
What your favorite cartoon characters do off-camera
That's just nuts!
Men make the strangest requests
Dressing down for Halloween