Children's Books

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  • "You Were an Accident" (Jean Sorensen, Herndon; Barry Blyveis, Columbia, MD)
  • "Strangers Have the Best Candy" (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring, MD)
  • "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" (Tom Witte, Gaithersburg, MD)
  • "Some Kittens Can Fly!" (David Genser, Arlington, VA)
  • "The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion" (David Genser, Arlington, VA)
  • "How to Dress Sexy for Grownups" (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring, MD)
  • "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face" (Thomas Drucker, Carlisle, PA)
  • "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?" (Barry Blyveis, Columbia, MD)
  • "Where's Godot?" (Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park, MD)
  • "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" (David Genser, Arlington, VA)
  • "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It" (Barry Blyveis, Columbia, MD)
  • "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" (John Kammer, Herndon, VA)
  • "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" (Kenneth Krattenmaker, Landover Hills, MD)
  • "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" (Martin Keutel, Alexandria, VA)
  • "Bi-Curious George" (Art Grinath, Takoma Park, MD)
  • "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring, MD)
  • "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver" (Russ Beland, Springfield, VA)
  • "You Are Different and That's Bad" (Christopher Springfield, VA)


  • "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" (Meg Sullivan, Potomac, MD)
  • "All Dogs Go to Hell" (Joseph Romm, Washington)
  • "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" (Joseph Romm, Washington)
  • "Go Ahead And Play In The Street - The Cars Are Our Friends"
  • "How To Swim In Uncle Bill's Pool With Daddy's Barbells."
  • "How To Get Someone Else To Do Your Homework"
  • "If It's In A Pretty Bottle, It's OK To Drink It"
  • "Daddy's Whiskey Will Make You Grow Big And Strong"
  • "Blowing Up Those Funny Looking, Long Balloons You Find At The Park"
  • "Surprise Daddy By Sharpening His Hatchet While He Is At Work"
  • "Drawing Pictures Of All Of Mommy's "Uncles" Who Visit While Daddy Is At Work"
  • "Be A Good Helper - Vacuum All The Loose Hair Off The Dog"


If I think it's funny, it should get indexed here.