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Neil: Hands
CDC: yes, wash them for >20 seconds
Neil: touching hands
CDC: no, please don't touch hands
Neil: reaching out
CDC: avoid that too
Neil: touching me
CDC: oh hell
Neil: touching you

TOTO: it's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
CDC: might be best to avoid touching them
TOTO: there's nothing that 100 men or more could ever do
CDC: wait, why would you add 100 people to this situation?
TOTO: I bless the rains down in Africa
CDC: just wash your hands, ok?

STING: Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
CDC: Now you're talkin

Robert Palmer: Doctor, Doctor, gimme the news
CDC: Well...
Palmer: I got a bad case of loving you
CDC: That's just the fever talking. Actually, you've tested positive for COVID-19.
Palmer: No pill's gonna cure my ill
CDC: Well, yes, that's why we're putting you in quarantine.

MC HAMMER:
U can’t touch this (points to table)
U can’t touch this (points to chair)
U can’t touch this (points to hand)
U can’t touch this (points to neighbor)
CDC: damn right listen to Dr. Hammer

REM: "It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine..."
CDC: Ok, but you still might be a carrier.

BEATLES: I wanna hold your hand
CDC: Don't!
BEATLES: I wanna hold your hand
CDC: No!
BEATLES: I wanna hold your hand
CDC: Oh hell

Foreigner: I'm hot blooded
CDC: uh oh
Foreigner: Check it and see
CDC: Well, test kits are being sent out...
Foreigner: Got a fever of a hundred and three
CDC: That's bad. We need to get you home...
Foreigner: Come on baby do you do more than dance
CDC: No dancing. NO DANCING!

JANET WEISS: Toucha toucha toucha touch me
CDC: Get out!
JANET WEISS: I want to be dirty
CDC: That’s it. Lock her up!