How to get ahead in business
I figured the secrets to success in business, using math.
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. Well, here's a little math that might prove helpful.
IF: A=1, B=2, C=3, ... X=24, Y=25, Z=26 THEN:
- H A R D W O R K = 98%
- K N O W L E D G E = 96%
- A T T I T U D E = 100%
- B U L L S H I T= 103%
- A S S K I S S I N G = 118%
So, it stands to reason that:
- hardwork and knowledge will get you close
- attitude will get you there
- bullshit will put you over the top.
People that say they want more than 100% aren't really asking for hardwork, knowledge or positive attitude... they want bullshit or maybe a little ass-kissing. I only wish that I'd learned this decades sooner.
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