How to get ahead in business

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I figured the secrets to success in business, using math.

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. Well, here's a little math that might prove helpful.

IF: A=1, B=2, C=3, ... X=24, Y=25, Z=26 THEN:

  • H A R D W O R K = 98%
  • K N O W L E D G E = 96%
  • A T T I T U D E = 100%
  • B U L L S H I T= 103%
    (2 21+12+12+19+8+9+20)
  • A S S K I S S I N G = 118%

So, it stands to reason that:

  • hardwork and knowledge will get you close
  • attitude will get you there
  • bullshit will put you over the top.

People that say they want more than 100% aren't really asking for hardwork, knowledge or positive attitude... they want bullshit or maybe a little ass-kissing. I only wish that I'd learned this decades sooner. GeekPirate.small.png

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