Probably shouldn't put these 2 ads, on the same rotating Kiosk. Is anyone else hungry?
A rare picture of a scared baby carrot, moments before being devoured by a vegan! #StopVeganCruelty
Pig being slaughtered to stop eating bacon? I still eat pussy after seeing a kid being born.
I want to grow my own food, but I can't find bacon seeds.
Cauliflower taste like someone at a dozen hardboiled eggs, waited an hour, farted into the dirt, then the far lovingly for 2 months until it grew into a fart flower, harvested it on the hottest and ripest day of the year, then boiled it for 13 hours. Then tried to fool people by telling them it tastes like mashed potatoes.
Confuse a vegan: cauliflowersheep.
Dear Vegans, I killed and ate this cow, because it was eating your food. You're welcome.
Did you know the movie Soylent Green was set in 2022? Enter, the Impossible Burger.
How office violence starts: fill the Krispy Kreme box with crudités.
And that's how Vegans are made.
Arby's created "Megetables" in response to fake meat. Fake Veg's made from plants.
My food poops on your food.
Vegans: "I don't eat meat because I respect nature.
Nature: Hawk eating a mouse whole.
Side effects of veganism are disgusting.
The steaks have never been higher.
My mouth waters at the smell of steaks on a BBQ. Do vegans feel the same when cutting the lawn?
You're not vegan if you swallow.
Public toilets: the vegan left a floater.
Houston: even in a disaster, no one wants the vegan food.