If the person who created walkie talkies named everything:
- Stamps = Lickie Stickie
- Defibrylator = Hearty Starty
- Bumble Bees = Fuzzy Buzzy
- Pregnancy test = Maybe Baby
- Bra = Breasty Nesty
- Fork = stabby grabby
- Socks = feety heaty
- Hippo = floaty boaty
- Nightmare = screamy dreamy
More...
Once I saw the above in a Meme, I couldn't stop adding my own:
- Bra = Boulder Holder, Flopper Stopper
- Programmers = toady codey's
- QA = Bug-huggers?
- Models = Hotty bodies.
- Pimps = hooker bookers
- Plumbers = Leaky tweeky
- Musical instrument = Noisy Toysies
- Miniature golfing = silly-putty
- People with pets or pet store workers = scoopy poopies
- Gay man who is a bear = "hairy fairy" (from a friend... that got me onto a theme... not that I have anything against gay, there's just a lot of names that rhyme)
- A moldy fruit = hairy berry
- small+young gay guy = a dinky tweenky
- A mean gay guy = a brutey fruity
- A butch lesbian = a burly girly
- A gymnast = a twirly girly
- A drunken insult (or a shake being blended) = a blurry slurry
- Blazing saddles campfire meal = a farty party
- Passing out drunk after brunch = happy nappy
Some others I saw:
- Strip club = titty city
- Pavers (garden stones) = rocky walky
- Kickboxing match = quickie kicky
- Joint (Marijuana cigarette) = tokey smokey
- Gun = rootie tootie aim & shootie.
- Pink air fresheners (or someone who itches their butt) = pinky stinky
- Incontinence = whoopsie poopsie
- People who move to Silicon Valley = brainy drainy
- Spoon = soup scoop
- Cats = furry purry
I can take a bad idea, and beat it into the ground, until all the humor is tortured out of it... kind of like a SNL skit (Saturday Night Live).
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If I think it's funny, it should get indexed here.
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It's humor if I think it's funny, and these are what I think are somewhat funny meme's or images.
Memes-Humor : 20 items
Mary's trying to show Paddy what 69 is, but as she squats over him she farts. And tries again, and farts again. Paddy storms out, "I'm not hanging around for 67 more of those".
Many of the newer cars have a back-up Sensor that warns the driver before the rear bumper actually comes in contact with something. But who invented this sensor? I’ll bet you think it was Ford, maybe GM; how about Chrysler? No? Then how about Mercedes Benz, or possibly the French or Italian car manufacturers? No. It was a Japanese farmer named Kawasaki. His invention was simple and effective. It emits a high-pitch squeal just before the vehicle itself backs into something.
Things you can only do with boys: baby pictures.
Look at my little boy bathing in the tub and his cute little wee-wee! Oh! Hee hee hee!
Look at my little girl bathing in the tub and her cute little vagina! WHAT THE FUCK!
Sometimes the stress of being a kid would get me to chain-eat a whole pack!
Chicken or egg: who came first?
Q:What's your cat's name? A: Dickface.
Q:Why? A: No reason.
Great Wall of China: Why not go around?
Kemit the Frog: Celebrity Nude!
Missippi's Literacy Shows Improvement! The AP? Not so much.
I left my front door open and my roomba got out and I can't find it. What are the consequences? It has no natural predators.
It'll be dead soon. Nature abhors a vacuum.
Rickrolling message in a bottle.
Me: It's not about how many times you fall, it's how many times you get up.
Cop: That's not how sobriety tests work!
T-Rex: before the selfie-stick.
Why is sis called Teresa? It's anagram of Easter. Why do you ask Alan?
The Cow that jumped over the moon, failed to account for re-entry...
Their curiosity sated, the three decided to never discuss making a turducken again.
So what's your Zodiac sign?
Dinosaur.
That doesn't even exist?
None of them do.
Zombie vs. Necrophiliac: who chases who?
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