12 Days of Microsoft Christmas

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 12 sound cards silent 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

And now, the long awaited follow-up:

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: A Macintosh instead of a PC.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to... hey, wait a minute, this thing works!

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