Memes that are R or X rated.
Brain Bleach • Dirty Wisdom • Parts • Poorly Named • Sex •
Memes-Dirty Wisdom : 12 items
1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. I declare a thumb war!
5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. I use this hand to masturbate!
Before the Internet... the Sears Catalog would get it done.
Q: Why use Google when Jesus has the answers?
A: I'm not going to ask Jesus where to find midget porn!
All men like to think they're marrying nymphomaniacs. After a few years the nympho goes, leaving just the maniac.
Suddenly, Bob found himself the topic of all the office gossip.
Lincoln: Anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough. (Maybe we shouldn't trust every quote we find on the Internet?).
Missing key on my keyboard: it would get worn out. (Fuck it Key)
Never let an opportunity go to waste.
Optimism: it can always get worse... and probably will.
If you ever feel like a scumbag, don't! This guy is inflating his sex doll at a free air pump.
Daughter: Mom, is it true that the baby comes out where the penis goes in?
Mom: Yes honey, that's true.
Daughter: will my teeth break?
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Memes-Poorly Named : 21 items
My girlfriend asked when I last had sex with someone that wasn't her. I replied, "back in '02".... sounds much better than "February".
Bat cave? Shhh... it's supposed to be a secret.
I wanted a car wash, but what the hell. (Best Hand Job).
Climax High Point? I think I'll just hang here for a while.
Diesel fried chicken. Has a bit of an aftertaste...
A picnic at Donner pass? What's on the menu?
Apparently being a forklift operator at a boatyard is fun as fuck!
Flight attendant: can I offer you some free head phones?
Guy: Definitely, but how did you know my name is phones?
Plans for the weekend. (Jack. King. Off.)
This is a poorly designed Jesus light-switch.
Liquid Panty Remover? I'm getting me some of that.
Finally! A bathroom for my ginormous penis!
Do not hump under any circumstance? Yeah, like I'm going to pay attention to a sign.
Pence, "You should spend more time on your knees"... I knew what he meant, but still...
Dick Cleaners... and wash behind your ears.
Fu King Cleaners. Kerning matters
Pork. The one you love. Punctuation Matters!
That proud moment when you find out your son is as much of a dick as you are!
My Pharmacist doesn't like me? Swallow whore!
The storm has blown several transformers. Optimus Prime approves.
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Memes-Brain Bleach : 7 items
Teacher not thinking thru the photo op at Dairy Land.
What your favorite cartoon characters do off-camera.
Bored Radiology Students.
Miley Cyrus -- for when Helen Thomas wasn't enough.
Helen Thomas: moister than an oyster. The cure for an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
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Memes-Parts : 29 items
Things you can only do with boys: baby pictures.
Look at my little boy bathing in the tub and his cute little wee-wee! Oh! Hee hee hee!
Look at my little girl bathing in the tub and her cute little vagina! WHAT THE FUCK!
I think your child is dead.
Just a picture of my cock and balls.
Dick smoke out of a cannon.
The rarely seen Flying Fuck.
Giraffes: why guys trim their pubes.
Knee X-ray: doc says I'll be fine.
Why men's room floors are disgusting!
Finally! A bathroom for my ginormous penis!
Grab your umbrella, this could get messy.
She has no idea. (Teacher holding balloons inappropriately).
Why I'm not allowed back to Urgent Care!
Men make the strangest requests. (Beaver shaving).
I don't see the resemblance. Me either. Cat and beaver up-skirting.
Summer and winter me in the produce department.
4 girls in Teenie Bikinis... (2 of them ate theirs).
Teenie Bikini goes to Japan
I sent him a vagina-pic, and he said he loves Arby's too.
How vaginas were made: Axe balancer fails.
Women vs. Men when it's cold!
YOLO (You Only Live Once) spelled out in ejaculating penis's? With hairy balls?
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Memes-Sex : 41 items
Here comes Pokey in fifty shade of clay!
Anal Egg hunt at the local church: free family event! (It's anal because it's missing U).
Pope: if you want these beads, I'm gonna need to see some titties!
You majesty, the King would like to place the Crown Jewels no your head!
King: Ta-daa! (With his junk on her head)
Date testing kit: is the the one. (Golfball & Garden Hose).
Washer: I like it dirty, I want you inside me.
Dirty Laundry: OMG, you're gonna make me wet.
The reason I keep getting banned from the Disney Store!
Who is down for a 3.5 way?
I drank too much at the bar!
There's a natural progression: Finger Marie.
I finally found my girl's G-spot. Turns out it was hiding inside her Sister the whole time.
Guy: How much for a hand job?
Hooker: $10. You want one?
Guy: No, I was just curious how much a save doing it myself.
Him: How do you like it?
Her: From the back, with you pulling my hair and smacking my ass!
Him: I meant the coffee.
Her: Oh, it's great. Thanks.
When she asks how I learned to do that thing she likes, I just show her a cleaned egg beater.
How a girl should eat a banana in a roomful of men.
JFK sex position: he splatters all over her, while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Ron Jeremy had sex with Hillary Clinton. And he's not happy about it.
Male ladubugs can mate with a dead female for four hours before they realize something is not quite right... (I quipped, this applies to more than just ladybugs).
A Man's guide to Female Anatomy. (Guy's are kind of one-track minds).
Your mother should have swallowed.
Car dent. Daddy, Mom owes you another blow job!
Monica: That's how you suck a dick!
I'm no doctor, but if anyone is going to save him, I think it's the girl on the right.
At this point, Barbie realized that Ken was a Progressive Democrat.
This exercise is called the penis fly trap.
When she asks if you pulled out? Yeah... sure.
Did you nut inside me? Why do you ask?
I don't see why Trump's climate decision is such a big deal... THOUSANDS of guys have pulled out of Paris before.
Robot Sex: 110 plug and 220 socket.
A woman gets a vibrator and it's seen as naughty fun. But a man orders a 240v FuckmasterPro 5000 latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus, with non drop semen collecting tray, and the optional built-in orgamsic scream, and he's called a pervert!?!?
Why men keep their eyes open during sex. And why women don't.
Shaq and wife. Hey, I don't judge: but that is like the Chihuahua-Great Dane mix... it takes one ambitious little chihuahua.
Stick to what you're good at: a dozen hotdogs at once.
She said "take off my shirt", so I took off her shirt. She said "take off my skirt", so I took off her skirt. She said "take off my shoes", so I took off her shoes. She said "take off my bra and panties", so I took off her bra and panties. Then she said "never let me catch you wearing my things, ever again".
Is my Thai girlfriend really a guy? Something inside me says yes.
I told him I wanted to try it in the shithole. He booked two tickets to Haiti.
She used Vaseline to give me a hand-job. I came 3 times in the shower trying to wash it all off.
You're not vegan if you swallow.
I love how the grass tickles my nipples while I run!
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