Memes-Seasonal
To Everything (Turn, turn, turn) There is a season (Turn, turn, turn)... (Holiday Humor)
Spring surprise.
Memes-Spring : 7 items
Authoritarians at the Crucifixion (Easter): he probably deserves it.
Suddenly Father Schober was not sure whether he should have bought his new crucifix at Ikea.
Happy Mothers day!
Burka or Trashbag? (Context: my Islamic Dad sent this from Tehran).
Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Man: Same as Jesus... I'll disappear on Friday, return on Monday.
Wife: Then I'll Mary... show up pregnant and untouched by my husband.
May the 5th be with you. (Mocking May the Fourth be with you).
Jesus: This one year I got so hammered! Happy Easter!
Spring surprise.
Memes-Summer : 5 items
Declaration of Independence: Best breakup letter ever!
Independence day! You're celebrating because of guns!
Colour->Color, Humour->Humor, Flavour->Flavor. When King of England asks what we are doing with our spelling? Answer: getting rid of U. (Happy 4th of July)
Happy Indigenous People's Day!
Happy Treason Day! Ungrateful colonials. ~British Crown
Spring surprise.
Memes-Winter : 23 items
November is MY MONTH! Now back in your sleigh, fat boy! And wait your turn!
Bad Santa Nipples: stop nursing the elves.
My kids say they want a cat for Christmas. Normally I do a turkey but hey, if it'll make them happy...
Christmas Lights are like Jeffrey Epstein: they don't hand themselves!
I celebrate Christmas, not "Holidays!"
Here's my Christmas Tree... in my shed. Because it's still November!
Lawyer: I'll ask you again, sir! Did you call my client a ho, 3 times, in a crowded shopping mall?!?!
Festivus Sweater.
It's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls off Nakatomi Plaza.
We will cross a frozen river, to kill you in your sleep, on Christmas! Totally not kidding. We've done it.
Kermit: Obama voters are like Christmas lights... They all hang together, half of them don't work, and the ones that do, aren't very bright.
Before you mock people that believe in Santa, remember how many believe in Obama.
Santa tee-shirts gone bad.
Santa Venn Diagram.
Dear Santa, bring me what I want for XMas, or Prancer is next!
Now I have to kill you.
Starbucks is unkind to polar bears.
Jesus: I'm not healing your fucking hangover. (Happy New Year!)
Santa: liberal or conservative? 5-6 Conservative.
Not a creature was stirring... because I ate him.
Santa wears a thong?! TMI.
Brian Williams: there I was at the manger...
Witch and Turkey, "Stay in your lane, Santa!"
Halloween, Thanksgiving, the trees turning colors and leaves falling. What's not to like?
Memes-Fall : 39 items
9th circuit overturns Trump's Turkey Pardon!
November is MY MONTH! Now back in your sleigh, fat boy! And wait your turn!
Came in like a butterball!
How to eat Candy Corn.
It'll soon be Halloween, so time to prepare some yummy treats. I like to dip Brussels sprouts in chocolate.
Here's my Christmas Tree... in my shed. Because it's still November!
There's no place like Chrome for the Hollandaise...
Welcome Mr. Columbus, did you know that my Cousin Liz just got fired for being pregnant!?
Guy dressed as death: Are you on your way to a Halloween party, too?
Death: Um... actually, neither of us are.
No Candy for Bigoted Children. No Indian, Soldiers, Cops, Pirates, Princesses, or Superheroes for Halloween. The ministry of fun and tolerance has spoken.
Halloween: I'm going as a former gifted child. Then when people ask what I'm supposed to be, I can say, "a lot of things".
Stop dressing up as Bill Clinton and Harvey Weinstein! Political Cartoon by A.F. Branco
The neighbors don't like my Halloween decorations, for some odd reason. (Skeletons putting a body in a coffin).
Yoda on Halloween (use the force).
Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween? I guess they don't appreciate random strangers coming to their door.
The secret is that I only use local children (in my witches brew).
I lost my leg in nom!
Father of Pardoned Turkey denies that Trump helped.
Kids dressed as Pumpkin knocking on Peter Peter's house...
Pumpkin puking its guts out!
I spilled my Pumpkin Spice latté, and now a bunch of ants are making brunch plans and doing yoga!
Bad Pumpkin: come at me bro!
Now that's a big bird.... it's OK, they all voted first.
You only love us for our breasts. (I'm more a leg man myself)
Demand dolphin-free cranberries this Thanksgiving!
Guess this means no candy!
Blind man's bluff; "moo!"... the Chik-Fil-A is strong with this one.
Wizard of Oz: I meant stuffing from the Turkey...
Shot my first turkey today. Scared the shit out of people in the grocery store.
Where is that Turkey Lamp?
You've had enough sun Ralph... you're done.
Star Wars: Thanksgiving v. Black Friday.
And thank you lord for sparing us from Hillary Clinton.
Sunbathing Turkey dinner.
Trick or Treat!
Hey, it's cultural appropriation to dress as Pocahontas!!
Pocahontas? Bitch, I'm Elizabeth Warren!
Turkalien! Alien Turkey for Thanksgiving (or chicken for the rest of the year)... nom nom.
Reagan pardon's Turkey: un-smooth.
Something is up, the Farmer just unfriended me on Facebook.
Witch and Turkey, "Stay in your lane, Santa!"
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