Pranks

I love a good prank.

I love a good prank. I'm pretty good about not doing them unless someone fires the first shot. But the creativity involved just cracks me up. more...

Things you can only do with boys: baby pictures.
Look at my little boy bathing in the tub and his cute little wee-wee! Oh! Hee hee hee!
Look at my little girl bathing in the tub and her cute little vagina! WHAT THE FUCK!
Q:What's your cat's name? A: Dickface.
Q:Why? A: No reason.
Flight attendant: can I offer you some free head phones?
Guy: Definitely, but how did you know my name is phones?
Ikea job interview.
We got a new toaster in the break room. I put a simple sign on it, funniest day at the office to date. (Sign: "It's voice activated")
Why is sis called Teresa? It's anagram of Easter. Why do you ask Alan?
So what's your Zodiac sign?
Dinosaur.
That doesn't even exist?
None of them do.

Memes-Pranks
I love a good prank. I'm pretty good about not doing them unless someone fires the first shot. But the creativity involved just cracks me up.